Apparently, outside it's

Easter

again. Whatever. I only know this, because I found

THIS

in front of my bedroom door...

Obviously, my sister must have put it there (bless her soul). I sighed, but then thought:

"Oh, well ... I guess it's kinda cute. Sort of. At least it's pink."

 
So I opened it. The Bunny inside looked adequately

retarded

(as you would expect from an Italian company that promotes and cashes-in on the insanity that is religion)...

I was ready to put it aside and make tea,

WHEN I SAW THIS:

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

It's 2016, and these hetero-normative fascist xtian pigs still get away with this shit?!?

FUCK YOU, FERRERO. FUCK YOU HARD!!!

 
But then I thought to myself:

"Beautiful, kind Goddess Anna-Varney... maybe you are entirely wrong about this. Maybe ... yes, maybe there is something INSIDE of this monstrosity? Something that is

specifically designed

just for girls? Like ... oh, I don't know ... THE PILL, maybe?"

 
So I got out my pink toolbox, grabbed my pink hammer...

...and went to investigate...

Apparently, there really

was

something inside, indeed.

"OK, then..."

, I thought,

"...what is

it?"

I took a closer look...

It was an

UGLY PUSSY

!!!

If I was in a better mood, I might point out the biting cynicism of this ... as in false promises luring girls to look "deep inside of themselves" (=the egg being a symbol of the human soul), only to discover their one and only purpose in life. But I am not, so I won't spell it out. All I say is:

FUCK YOU, Ferrero.