One of the funniest music "reviews" I have ever read ... is the one of

CHRISTIAN DEATH

's

»

Only Theatre of Pain

«

in this book from 1986:

Apparently, it was written by a group of Italian, catholic theologians ... and (though I am only guessing here) was probably intended to "educate" (slash

warn

) good, god- fearing christians about the various appearances of THE DEVIL in legend, art and

fact. I really don't know.
 
Anyway, my point is: had I not already

owned

this particular album back then anyway,

I probably would have

rushed straight to the next record store

to order a copy!

-- Only because of this one fabulous paragraph. ;)

Well, on that note:

"Ereht si on ytic fo Dog!

"