Irritatingly, (German) Teespring doesn't seem to offer anything above a size XXL, which is kind of insulting.

What are all the hot fatties supposed to wear, huh ???

 
But, if you feel like owning a

"

SOPOR AETERNUS RULES

"

clock

, a

pillow case

, a pair of

socks

or even a

shower-curtain

... well, you can have all that instead (or as well, whatever) ... over at

. Actually, it looks like

their

shirt sizes go up to 3XL, which is a start.

I was bored. It happens. Occasionally.
So, out of

desperation,

I rewatched this movie from 1987...

I never really liked it back in the day, and I only ever rented it once. I thought it was stupid, and I hated the kids.
 
Well, fast forward 33 years ... I am now way more forgiving than I used to be. Practically saint-like. Also, these days I can fully appreciate all the arts and efforts that go into creating … well,

things

.
 
Anyway, as most people already know, this movie is about a group of exceptionally ugly children, and the leading brat of the bunch keeps prancing around in his gawd-awful, pretentious poser T-shirt...

...and I thought to myself:

"This hideous thing should really be a SOPOR shirt. Just to seriously confuse and piss-off everyone … - if nothing else"

.
 

So, I sat down to try and recreate the look of said shirt, only to be instantly appalled by the boring plainness of the design. Or rather the

lack

of one. I mean, yes, for this incredibly hilarious "joke" to work, the shirt would

have

to be a (more or less) exact copy of the one in the movie. But … NO … I couldn't do it.

I needed … more. More with SOPOR.

 
Slightly exhausted by all this faux '80s nostalgia-insanity, I began drifting off into my current erotic fantasy (

slash

possible future husband) ...

Beastman

... who used to be the secret (but shining) star of this little known, fabulous homosexual propaganda show, entitled

something, something

"Universe" … and suddenly I realised what this shirt was lacking:
 

Saint-Varney-of-the-Dead holding aloft the magical JU:SA staff of power

. YESSS!

 
I emailed Mexican Martin (yes, that is his name) about this idea, who then quickly sketched the figure I had envisioned.

"Great, close enough!"

, I replied … and slapped it on the shirt:

Aaaahhhh

…

BEAUTY

WAS BORN !!!

Now ... as every proper serial-killer will tell you, imagination is all good and well, but at a certain point you will want "the real thing" ...
 

… and I now needed this shirt!
 

No, the

WORLD

needed this shirt !!!

 
So, I had one printed ...

FABULOUS !!!

( A damn lot of orange though. But still ... )

... What I needed next was somebody to actually wear it.
Preferably a body with a

magical staff

of his own.
 
So, I asked one of my hot musclebear friends to model it for me ...

Yes, I know ...  "technically" ... the shirt is at least one size too small for him.
But, hey ... it looks damn good that way !    ;)

 
Oddly enough, I actually really

do

like this shirt. Seriously. And not just on him. I don't know, there's just something about it that makes me smile ... which is a welcome change.
 
 
Sadly though, this will never be an "official", screen-printed SOPOR shirt ... for all the obvious and boring reasons. But I like it so much that I decided to make it available over at

.

Just for the fun of it. Hopefully, a few other people will like it as much as I do. And, if so ... I absolutely want to see photos of them wearing it !!!

Also, on a completely unrelated note...

...I think the world is also in desperate need of

an entire line of
fabulous SOPOR action figures!

(Just saying...)