In case you wonder, the only reason that made our dear Auntie throw her fabulous body into that smelly old pond on such a chilly morning ... was the fact that it was literally

swarming

with

black tadpoles

! Which, of course, you

cannot

see in any of the photos taken. Typical...
 

Well, you can spot a

single one

here:

»There she blows!«

I should rather be doing something useful instead, but my Birthday will be in a few days, which, I suppose, makes tonight another perfect excuse to

completely

embarras

s

myself. ;)
 
Actually, this one has been secretly

tempting

me for quite a while. Ever since the

CHILDREN OF THE CORN

photo-session, to be precise, when the image was taken. Talking about MELVILLEian qualities ...

*grrr*

... some angles are clearly

more

unfortunate

than others.
 
I probably would have forgotten about it for at least another year or two, if those AVC/TeamFortress2 images hadn't shown up on SOPOR's facebook page. Particularly, when I discovered the "

"... (is it natural to feel

abused

and kind of

turned on

at the same time?!?) ...this picture suddenly popped back into my mind.
 

So, here we go...
 

Whale Watchers proudly present:

ANNA-VARNEY CANTODEA

in