In case you wonder, the only reason why dear Auntie threw her fabulous body into that smelly old pond on such a chilly morning ... was the fact that it was literally

swarming

with

black tadpoles

! Which, of course, you

cannot

see in any of the photos taken. Typical.
 

Well, you can spot a

single one

here:

»There she blows!«

I should rather be doing something useful, but my birthday will be in a few days, which, I suppose, makes tonight another perfect excuse to do something silly instead.

 
Actually, this one has been secretly

tempting

me for quite a while, ever since the

CHILDREN OF THE CORN

photo-session, when the image was taken. Talking about MELVILLEian qualities ...

*grrr*

... some angles are clearly

more

unfortunate

than others.
 

Whale Watchers proudly present:

ANNA-VARNEY CANTODEA

in