14th April 2011
So, last night the contest (this contest) finally came to an end. Admittedly, I rather dreaded having to go through all the entries, but luckily there weren't as many e-mails waiting in that mailbox as I feared there would be ... nor did it turn out to be quite as horrible as I thought ... - not that it was particularly interesting either. But one thing at a time ...
Since I don't drink, I had to find another way to get myself in a slightly more ... forgiving mood, so I decided to watch some bad horror movie from the seventies (were all the blokes look like crap by default), thinking that, if I can sit through this, my expectations will surely be lowered enough to bear even the most neurotic of their "suggestions". -- So, our beloved Goddess flew over to her treasure-chest of "not yet watched video-atrocities reserved for special occasions and times of greatest need" and picked the lovely nazi-zombie flick entitled SHOCK WAVES (1977):
Since I don't drink, I had to find another way to get myself in a slightly more ... forgiving mood, so I decided to watch some bad horror movie from the seventies (were all the blokes look like crap by default), thinking that, if I can sit through this, my expectations will surely be lowered enough to bear even the most neurotic of their "suggestions". -- So, our beloved Goddess flew over to her treasure-chest of "not yet watched video-atrocities reserved for special occasions and times of greatest need" and picked the lovely nazi-zombie flick entitled SHOCK WAVES (1977):
Strangely enough, despite the overall stupidity, it actually was kind of atmospheric ... with its freshly bleached killer-blondes in nazi-uniforms, the skinny-as-usual Peter Cushing (always looking way more corpse-like than the actual dead do) ... all happily staggering about on a supposedly deserted island to the uplifting sounds of some badly done John Carpenter-esque synth-drones. Oh, good times ... ;)
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But back to those dicks in the box ...
As I mentioned above, none of the photos were particularly exciting, though one or two mails did manage to put a smile on my pale face. So, what did we have? -- Well, it basically started with the usual suspects: various incarnations of Johnny Depp (I wonder, has anyone ever told him the German translation of his surname?), a multitude of Bela Lugosis ("Bevaaare ... pull de strings!"), four Edgar Allan Poes (seriously, who would want to suck his dick???) and ... naturally ... 3 Rozzes and 2 Darth Vaders. *yawn*
Then we had the "BOYS"-section, if you know what I mean ... - otherwise referred to as the "I'm so hot, I just send a photo of myself" department, of which (I'm sorry to report) not a single one tickled my fancy. Not that they were all completely hideous ... no, no, not at all ... - well, only some of them were. ;) And before you ask: NO, I'm not going to put their photos online! (You filthy little pigs, you!)
There was one chubby Latino-bear/cub, however, who was actually kind of cute, though (like all the others) far too young for me. Still, it might be interesting to know, how he looks in 20 years time. If I'm still alive by then, feel free to send me your photo again. ;)
Of course, we also had a small selection of gay porn stars (uncle Colton naturally being amongst them), more celebs (if you had only sent a picture of Wolverine instead of Hugh Jackman!) ... and to top it all off ... a handful of cartoon characters + phantasy creatures.
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Well, to cut a long story short, out of all the entries, there really was only ONE SINGLE suggestion that I immediately liked (though Benicio del Toro as 'the Wolfman' came pretty close too).
So, now ... without further ado ... drumroll please ... may I present to you (*ta-daa*)... -
Auntie VaVa's
potential hubby
:
... at least for tonight.
P.S.: Just for the record, I usually don't fancy Sean Connery at all (who, by the way, was suggested 6 times!), but ... I mean:
LOOK AT THIS HORNY HUNK !!!
Isn't he just adorable ...
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