Everytime I went down into the cellar, I saw the two antique oil-lamps that I had used for the "CHILDREN OF THE CORN" video (and other things), now gathering cobwebs and rusting away in the dark. The lamps are from the 1930s/40s, and the German company that used to manufacture them had these cute, little bats for their logo, which were both on the glass, as well as on the tank ... and each time I looked at them now, I was feeling guilty for letting them go to waste in the cold, damp cellar.
I had a big, old hammer and a screwdriver (which had been sharpened to a pricker/awl), so that's what I used to gradually punch a hole into the top and the bottom of the tank...
In my defense, the lamps had already been rusty and leaking when I first got them, so one really couldn't (shouldn't) fill them up with oil anymore anyway (though I had done so a few times in the past), which, in essence, rendered them useless now. Still, though ... they had these pretty bats on them ... and because bats generally deserve better, I finally decided to clean them up "good" (meaning as well as my patience would allow) and then ELECTRIFY them !!!
...and when I pompously say "electrify", I mean I was going to (try to) cut a hole into it ...and then merely sit the entire thing on top of an already existing electrical lamp. Like a glorified lampshade, basically.
The electrical lamp is a very basic one with an E14 socket, and the LED-light is supposed to simulate the warm, comfy look of a very small, flickering fire ...
Because I didn't cut away the entire bottom of the tank, the oil-lamp seemed to be "floating" stupidly in the air when sitting on top of the electrical socket, so I had to make a base/ring for the socket to go inside (and the oil-lamp to sit on). The rings are made from wood (spruce) with a piece of cardboard in the centre as the bottom, because that's what I had lying around...
When it was finally time to put it all back together... ...I managed to DROP the glass.
Of course I did.
For a second or so, I thought that I might still be able to use the broken glass as is, because, if nothing else, it was certainly "a look" ... but it only made me sad. -- I was already considering to throw everything in the trash, when a friend convinced me to just put it all aside for a week...
Eventually, I agreed to order a modern replacement for the glass. It is noticeably thinner than the original, and it does not have a beautiful bat on it either.
This is what they look like together now:
The bigger lamp on the right already came with a modern glass when I first got it.
Now that they're done, I realise that I actually have no space for either of them. I'll probably wrap them up, put them in a box ... and then carry them back into the cellar.
I was gifted this cheaply looking, plastic Halloween-skeleton-bat, and at first I was considering to throw it in the trash, because I didn't like it ... (I like throwing things in the trash, though) ... but then I sighed, painted it black (as one does) and just put it on top of the smaller of the two lamps.
Silly, I know, but ... whatever.
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